Ever worn a striped shirt that gave you a headache? Luckily, this insane pair of adidas Top Ten His is a little further from your eyes than a shirt. The ’60 Years of Soles and Stripes’ colourway celebrates their key design element, a logo so sneaky that they can pass it off as just ‘stripes’ when it comes time for the whites at Wimbledon. These 80’s basketball kicks are anything but subtle, challenging you to avoid a seizure as you consider the three different patterns that cover this entire shoe, even the mid- and insoles. Get a tongue depressor ready and click to grab these from SchuhYou.