Jordan Brand “Dare To Fly” – Teaser Package
November 26th, 2012 by John K. | 23 comments
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Something is a-brewin’ for Jordan Brand, and as they are poised to launch their ‘Dare To Fly’ event one week from today, Sneaker News is hit with a curiously cryptic package right from the source. It includes a small yet powerful Jumpman-branded blacklight with a message that reads “Dare To Fly” and an image of a powerful bird soaring with its wings spread open in dominant fashion. Sneaker News will indeed provide you with first-hand coverage of the event, so until then, let’s here your guesses – what could it be? Something around Jordan’s newest athletes in Blake Griffin and Russell Westbrook? A preview of a new model? Stay tuned.
If jordan releases another damn crazy light, imma be pissed.
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@RonJeremy @Dildo Baggins FUCK U JEREMY! UR DICK PROBABLY HAS....HAS LIKE HERPES OR SOMETHING.....GO FUCK A GROUND SQUIRREL OR MOUNTAIN GOOSE AND GET THE FUCK OFF BAGGINS'S ASS.
@KING DONG @Dildo Baggins MY BUSINESS IS PORN, MY DICK, AND PUSSY, PS SUCK MY SCHLONG
@RonJeremy @Dildo Baggins P.S. Baggins for PRESIDENT
@RonJeremy @Dildo Baggins WHAT BUSINESS? BEING A POOPFACE? AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IF U OPEN A HAND IN A VAGINA, THE PERSON RECEIVING THE FIST DIES.....U....U FUCKING PRICK!
@KING DONG @Dildo Baggins EXCUSE ME KIND SIR, BUT I AM VERY RESPECTED IN MY BUSINESS AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR TONE
P.S. NEXT TIME I FIST UR MOMMY, I AM OPENING MY HAND
@RonJeremy @Dildo Baggins FUCK IS U SAYIN CROTCHBREATH!? BAGGINS KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT, AND THEN U COMMENT ABOUT A SQUIRREL GOING INTO UR MOM'S PUSSY? AGAIN, BAGGINS KNOWS WHAT'S UP. IF HE WERE RUNNING FOR DICTATOR, I'D SUCK ANYBODY'S MEAT IF IT GUARANTEED HIM TO WIN THE SAID OFFICE
@KING DONG @Dildo Baggins THAT SQUIRREL WENT UP UR MOM'S PUSSY REAL GOOD
@KING DONG @Dildo Baggins HEY KING DONG HOW BOUT I HAVE AN ORGY WITH ALL THOSE ANIMALS AND UR MOM, OH WAIT I ALREADY DID!!!!!!!
@Dildo Baggins Bet it takes a size 14 just to fit on my cock.
Hopefully it's an upcoming peak at the Jordan 2013. Probably not though.
@jrlemons3 HOPEFULLY UR MOM PEAKS, OH WAIT
I hope it's the new AJ XXVIII (2013)
@Sam_NoIAm I HOPE MY DICK GOES IN UR MOM'S PUSSY
Can't wait to see what trash jb puts out. Someone tell this narcissist that if if wasn't/isn't for the retros. He would be out of business
@DiPdeeeZ SOMEONE TELL MY PENIS TO RETIRE IN YOUR MOM'S PUSSY
Rondo was wearing some 9s other day n he never wears js... are they gonna sign him???
@BoricuaSole rondos wore Js b4... jus not often. Game 3 of da NBA finals da yr da Celtics won in 08, he wore green bean 5s.. but when u signed wit Nike, u pretty much signed to JB too... not voce versa tho lol
@Da_Real_Big_Infinite @BoricuaSole I HAVE A BIG PENIS
@RonJeremy @BoricuaSole ur not in porn anymore ur wash out lol
Looks like JB has become really good at this! Hyping up some mysterious product only to result in a bust. When it come to building up hype... they truly are the greatest. Product-wise... not so much.
@RT5 YOUR MOM WAS REALLY HYPED UP TOO, PUSSY WAS A LITTLE TO WIDE FOR ME...