Buy Beardman’s Beard

Shamwow? Pass. Snuggie? No thanks. The newest trend in everyday essentials is about to take the world by storm. Baron Davis aka Boom Dizzle is targeting the world with his latest product, the Baron Davis Beard. The versatility of the Baron Davis beard is unparalled; not only is it a facial attachment, giving you a swagtastic edge, the Beard is also useful as a countertop towel, a shock absorber that will protect you during vehicular collisions, and a warm blanket to cozy up your significant other. Already priced at a generous five…thousand dollars, Baron Davis is slashing prices to have everyone bearded by summer. Even fellow NBA point guard Deron Williams is a proud user of the Baron Davis Beard Lite. Check out the commercial after the jump and place your orders!